Cow Corner
26th July 2006: A generous shopkeeper offers his support...
Added by Arkwright, Specs and Buckets R US
Dear Lllllllllllord Udder
I have noticed that there have been a nnnnnumber of ddddropped ccccatches and poor ffffielding efforts from your gggggallant bbboys in rrrecent months and am ppppleased to announce that I am ppppprepared to offer gggggggggenerous discounts(1% off) at my new all-in-one opticians/d-i-y wwwwwwwarehouse.
We have a wwwwwonderous array of coke-bbbottle bbbbottom specs/National Health(sticking plaster over one eye) wwwwire-rrrrims and for the trendy dressers who are still trying to pppull the bbbbirds - cccontact lenses of varying wwwwwidths (from fag-paper thin to make your eyes bbbulge like a constipated ffffrog).
And for those of you with ppppoor hands we have a great rrrrange of galvanised bbbbbuckets to suit all ppppockets.
If you have over-indulged at tea we also carry a nice line in ccccardboard cccut-outs (bring in a ppppassport sized pppphoto and we blow it up and do the rrrrest)
Looking forward to your ccccustom
Arkwright
PPPProprietor
Specs and Buckets R US
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